Like, What would he think if he knew this me? I went to boarding school to get away from him, you know? I am 19 years old, and you are whatever age you were ten years ago. Literally as we speak, it's 5 AM, and I'm getting fucked by a graffiti writer we'll call Mikey in an apartment in downtown Manhattan. My mouth is dry and bitter, and I have the same headache I have every night, like the front of my brain is swollen.

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